I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
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I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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