i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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