this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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