they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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