I'm jealous of your bromance
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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