Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
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I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
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Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
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