Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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