the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
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And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
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Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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