i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
