Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
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I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
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I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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