what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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