About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
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I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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