i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
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I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
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Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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