A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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