.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
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Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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