Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
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Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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