I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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