I'm jealous of your bromance
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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