I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
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you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
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It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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