How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Small penises have feelings too.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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