erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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