Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
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One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
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June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
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