Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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