wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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