the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
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Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
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The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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