seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
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Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
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The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
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