btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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