Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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