he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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