Nicole vs. Life
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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