i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
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Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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