And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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