There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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