I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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