Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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