atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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