Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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