I'm drive I can fine osifer
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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