I should be sponsored by Trojan
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
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who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
NoShamevember. You game?
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.