Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
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Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
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Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
He melted the stem
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.