I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
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I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I won't apologize to a one balled man
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I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT