Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??