It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
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Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
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honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house