id be glad to
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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