Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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