You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
there is glitter all over my balls
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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