i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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