hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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