I bet he comes in French.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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