he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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