Small penises have feelings too.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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