I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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