I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
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like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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