I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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