He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
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we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
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OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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