Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
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He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
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Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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