You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
