This is not my ceiling
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
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He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
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It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE